Elvis Made It Past Forty

Elvis made it past forty.
I'm still going at sixty-three.
Just like him,
A lot of acrerage I've added.
There's a reason I'm not slim,
Anything on the plate
I had to have it.
Elvis made it past forty.
I'm still going at sixty-three.
No wrinkles.
Just nice smooth round fat
Stretching
From forehead to knee.
Any chance, Elvis
Those rhindstone jump suits
I could borrow?
They sure would look good on me.
Elvis you made it past forty.
But I'm still going
At sixty-three.

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