TOO OLD TO CUT THE MUSTARD
When I was young I had an automobile
I'd scoot myself right under that wheel
I had to fight the gals off with a stick
But now they say oh he makes me sick
He's too old too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a'gettin' too old he's done got too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
When I was young I had a lot of pep
I could get around I didn't need no help
But since I'm old and a'gettin' gray
The people all look at me and say